Opinions are like underwear

[Otto]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Doug Millison" <millison at online-journalist.com>
To: <pynchon-l at waste.org>
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2002 9:37 PM
Subject: Re: Opinions are like underwear
>
> Subject line reminds me of the story:  The soldiers had been in combat for
> weeks, cut off from all sources of supply.  Captain announces one morning,
> Good news, bad news.  Good news:  you're all getting a change of
underwear.
> The bad news?  s~Z, you change with Terrance.  Malign, you change with
> Otto. Bandwraith, you change with jbor....
>
>
> Flip/flop. On/off.
>
> No,--  both/and.
>

Not bad! but  . . .

Mason and Dixon went on a camping trip. As they were settling in for the
night, Mason said: "Dixon, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Dixon replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Mason said: "And what does that tell you?"

Dixon replied: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Theologically, it tells me
that God is great and that we are small.  Meteorologically, it tells me that
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you?"

Mason replied: "Dixon, you bonehead! Somebody stole our tent!!"
http://www.vtliving.com/jokes/jok10.htm

In the original version elected out of 10.000 jokes by 47% of 100.000 voters
to the "The World's Funniest Joke"
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Otto

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