NP talking dog
pynchonoid
pynchonoid at yahoo.com
Thu Dec 5 09:47:54 CST 2002
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells
him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into
the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You
talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this
gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they
had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, 'cause no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies eight years running. The
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't
getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings there and was awarded a
batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog. The owner says "$10." The
guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog
is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
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