Thomas Pynchon Chicken Joke Contest (was Re: NP Hemingway, rain, death and....chickens)

[Mark Wright AIA]

And we have a winner!

--- Cyrus <CyrusGeo at netscape.net> wrote:
> >>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
> >>
> >>THOMAS PYNCHON
> 
> Proverbs for Chickens, 1: You may never get to touch the Master, but
> you 
> can cross his roads.
> 
> Proverbs for Chickens, 2: The innocence of the chicken is in inverse 
> proportion to the width of the road.
> 
> Proverbs for Chickens, 3: If they can get you crossing the wrong
> roads, 
> they don't have to worry about you arriving anywhere.
> 
> Proverbs for Chickens, 4: You cross, they toss.
> 
> Chickens are not chickens (Proverb 5) because they're chickens, but 
> because they keep trying, fucking idiots, to cross the road.
> 
> Cyrus
> 


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