MDDM18: Automatickally a Member

[Dave Monroe]

Reminds me ...

"The Stonecutter's Song"

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

http://www.argonet.co.uk/users/rawle/tim/simpsons/g.htm

--- Dave Monroe <davidmmonroe at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>    "Some of these Collegia, learning that Mason's
> Name is Mason, claim to be Free-Masons of one Lodge
> and another.  'Anyone whose name is Mason is
> automatickally a Member, the first of your Name
> likely having work'd as a Stonemason back in the
> Era of the great Cathedrals,-- as you are descended
> from him, so are Free-Masons today descended from
> his Guild-Fellows.  You are a Mason ex Nomine, as
> some might describe it.'  Unless, of course, 'twas
> an elaborate scheme to avoid paying for Drink."
> (M&D, Ch. 29, p. 290)

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