Doug in Ewe ruguay

[Monica Belevan]

From´´ Diario La Republica´´, Montevideo, Uruguay
Saturday, July 6, 2002.
( The Sex Column )


Q: ´´Though your column is addressed to women, I am a male reader who enjoys 
it very much. I decided to post a question, perhaps you can help me. I was a 
country lad in my youth, and I initiated myself with 2 ewes that I loved 
dearly. Now I live in the city with my wife, but I am yearning for ´´ my 
ewe´´ again. Is this normal, to miss my sheep so tenderly after all these 
years, snow that I am married?´´

A: I believe you may be experiencing marital problems. A lot of young men 
intiate themselves with animals, and this can lead them to believe, in 
married sexual lives, that the female will willingly be penetrated at their 
own male convenience. Women may pose reticence or excuses to sex, while ewes 
will not, so I presume you miss your sheep on account of problems in your 
married life.

As for missing your ewes, what you have is zoophilia, which is a form of 
paraphilia, and the matter can be dealt with by seeing a therapist. Regards, 
blah blah.

This was really on the paper. What irksome flatlands, these.

Cheers, M.




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