Doug in Ewe ruguay

[Monica Belevan]

*Moni has been ill these days, feverish and puerile, but it inflicts hope on 
all to see how egging Doug´s paraphilias has restored that most sinister 
smile back to her face. The list is, alas, all plump with joy for her too, 
as she is very loved here, and God said ´´ it is good´´, and all in the 
world was well, and a very fine well it was...*

AS FOR THE DEFINITVE CURE TO ALL THE FLAMEBAITING ONLIST: Sacrifice all thy 
ewes to the Great Dog Doug. Not that it´s worth it...

Paul, you are a masterful Carrollian. =)

Love, Moni

>From: Paul Mackin <paul.mackin at verizon.net>
>To: pynchon-l at waste.org
>Subject: Re: Doug in Ewe ruguay
>Date: Sun, 07 Jul 2002 17:13:22 -0400
>
>
>
>I feel as though the ground has just disappeared, there
>                                      is no air, there is no light
>                        there is no love, there is no EWE, without EWE, 
>there is
>
>                                                 no me.
>
>
>Monica Belevan wrote:
>
> > From´´ Diario La Republica´´, Montevideo, Uruguay
> > Saturday, July 6, 2002.
> > ( The Sex Column )
> >
> > Q: ´´Though your column is addressed to women, I am a male reader who 
>enjoys
> > it very much. I decided to post a question, perhaps you can help me. I 
>was a
> > country lad in my youth, and I initiated myself with 2 ewes that I loved
> > dearly. Now I live in the city with my wife, but I am yearning for ´´ my
> > ewe´´ again. Is this normal, to miss my sheep so tenderly after all 
>these
> > years, snow that I am married?´´
> >
> > A: I believe you may be experiencing marital problems. A lot of young 
>men
> > intiate themselves with animals, and this can lead them to believe, in
> > married sexual lives, that the female will willingly be penetrated at 
>their
> > own male convenience. Women may pose reticence or excuses to sex, while 
>ewes
> > will not, so I presume you miss your sheep on account of problems in 
>your
> > married life.
> >
> > As for missing your ewes, what you have is zoophilia, which is a form of
> > paraphilia, and the matter can be dealt with by seeing a therapist. 
>Regards,
> > blah blah.
> >
> > This was really on the paper. What irksome flatlands, these.
> >
> > Cheers, M.
> >
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