Investment Advice (Gallows Humor)

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If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, on Wednesday, 
 July 17th, it would have been worth $49.00.  With Enron, you would have 
$16.50 of the original grand.  With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 
left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one 
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10¢ deposit (in 
Maine), you would have $214.00.  Based on the above, my current investment 
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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