MDDM23: Erotick Machinery

[Dave Monroe]

"Vaucanson's vainglorious Intent had been to repeat
for Sex and Reproduction, the Miracles he'd already
achiev'd for Digestion and Excretion...." (M&D, Ch.
37, p. 373)

Courtesy (?) of Billy Bragg ...

"Mr. and Mrs. Duck check into a motel.  They settle in
for some non-procreative duck love.  Mr. Duck realizes
he doesn't have any condoms, so he goes down to the
night porter and asks, 'Have you got any Durex?'

"The night porter says, 'Yes, we do.' [pregnant pause]

'D'you want me to put that on your bill?'"

http://www.billybragg.co.uk/

Thanks (?), Eric ...

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