NP - A Modest Proposal
David Morris
fqmorris at hotmail.com
Tue Mar 26 09:12:45 CST 2002
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-000021793mar26.story?coll=la%2Dnews%2Dcomment%2Dopinions
A Modest Proposal to Temper Temptation
By JAMES P. PINKERTON
Part of the problem with priestly pedophilia, says Vatican spokesman
Cardinal Dario Castrillon Hoyos, is the current "environment of
pansexuality."
Now there's a word to look up. According to Merriam-Webster, it means
"exhibiting or implying many forms of sexual expression." That sounds like a
pretty good description of today's culture. Of course, "society made me do
it" is not an excuse for having sex with children.
But if even the Catholic Church--which normally prides itself on fidelity to
time-honored values--is searching for new explanations for its sexual
problems, then maybe it's time to look to an old solution.
[...]
Indeed, Christianity represented a backlash against pagan pansexuality.
Jesus lived a celibate life, and he was born of a virgin mother. As he
preaches in Luke, there is no marriage in heaven. And since the early
Christians, notably St. Paul, believed that the second coming of Christ was
nigh, celibacy was much praised all through the New Testament.
[...]
The notion that higher orders of people would be celibate is a consistent
theme through most philosophies. As Aristotle said, we most admire that
which is hard to do.
Yet to be admirable, celibacy must be sustainable. And yet if pansexuality
is so rampant that even Catholic priests are led into temptation, then
something has to change.
So here's a modest proposal. Bring back the one tried-and-true guarantee of
celibacy: castration.
The practice was once common--and not just for harem-keepers and
choirboys--because it reliably helped men focus on their mission, whatever
that might be.
Today, modern medicine offers castration through chemistry, and that
condition, unlike surgery, is reversible.
While the modern mind might find even voluntary, temporary castration to be
repulsive, surely pedophilia is more repulsive. And if, as Cardinal
Castrillon said, we live in a pansexual world in which the erotic is
expressed in everything, then perhaps those wondering how to safeguard
children might look to the wisdom of the ages for an answer.
One thing is for sure: Given the immensity of this scandal, mere assurances
that the old "honor system" of celibacy can be made to work again will not
be acceptable. If the church wishes to regain its position of trust, it
might consider what it is willing to give up.
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