SLSL: Zappa Reference

[Keith McMullen]

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed ten years
But very little has changed
I am the tool of the Preterite
And Mr. Wyrm, too
For I am destined to fool
And nauseate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delirious
With the stuff that I say
I will get you real pissed
Do you get the gist?
I'm the slime oozin' out
>From the Pynchon-list

You can't ignore me when I troll you
And eat the garbage that I throw you
Until the day that They patrol you
Don't go for help...They'll just cajole you

The List is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into a mold
And we will do as we are told
Until the posts are not too bold

That's right, folks..
We're moderated

Well, I am the slime from the Pynchon-list
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from the Pynchon-list
Don't stop the slime, people, lookit me go