SLSL

[Terrance]

MalignD: 

>> I might, however, had I been there, leaned in behind Ms. Bell in order to toss in a dry hump, one of the things bookstores are useful for.>>

Subways and Busses too. 

Malign walks randily down the aisle 
wearing a raincoat and a sneeze
grabs for the metal hanger's strap
and buckles both his knees
 

And another one on
And another one on
Another one rides the bus
hey, gonna dry hump you
another one rides the bus

How do you think he's gonna along, 
in this city of sin and sleaze
down underground he's there again
wearing a raincoat and a sneeze

He's happy now, he's satisfied 
he's releasing all that heat
under the coat he's dry and high
while he's humping to the beat

And another one on
and another one on
and another on the IRT
Malign humping a throbbing throng
of exposed humanity                    

Hey, he's in a bookstore now
searching out partisans of P
I best not bend over 
to get that Slow Learner
he might start humping me.