NP more P-list limericks

[pynchonoid]

There was a crazed reprobate, Morris,
born with Mercury fouling his Taurus.
That meant he gushed porn
and tooted his horn
But too often led him to bore us.


A taxicab driver named Otto
insisted on flaming while blotto.
You liar, you creep,
What you sow, you shall reap!
Mailbombs to go, that's my motto.


An incredible fakir called Terrance
liked to put on a dreadful performance.
His limbs tied in knots
until he saw spots,
he whined more than serenity warrants.










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