NP more P-list limericks

[Terrance]

Keith McMullen wrote:
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> Do they make a PeaceKiller to eliminate unwanted passafist spams?


The limerick form is complex
its contents run chiefly to sex
it burgeons with virgeons
and masculine urgeons
and swarms with erotic effex

to the fridge for the pause that refreshes
dressed in zoot and maroon padded dresses
go the fabulous four
but watch that fridge door
and the bulbless banana's cold meshes

Chiquita banana's frigidity
approached cataleptic rigidity
till you gave her a drink
when she quickly would sink in a state of complaisant liquidity

So stick her to your rocket
plug Byron in the grid's great socket
for the radiant hour
is fascistic with power
if you've never tried it don't knock it