NP mmmm ice cream!

[Elainemmbell at aol.com]

Thank you--that is hilarious!  However, I think they've missed a few obvious 
complementary  items:

with the cooperation of American (Wilbraham, Massachusetts) Friendly's Ice 
Cream Stores--the famous Awful Awful shake has changed its name to 
Choc-n-Aweful in honor of our troops; now offered by mail in gallon 
containers (WE DO NOT USE LITRE MEASURES IN THIS COUNTRY, MAN!)

For that special someone in your life, you can have Conservative Ice Cream 
treats delivered by pretty girls wearing red, white and blue spangled Freedom 
Cut bikinis.  To remind everyone that some of our boys overseas are girls.

Elaine M.M. " Liberty" Bell, Writer who does NOT wear a beret!
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