Foreword "Orwellian, Dude!"

[s~Z]

>>>I like you better when you're evangelizing for your
guru, Valley Boy.<<<

I'm just so, so confused you know about who really should be my guru. Like
you know fer sure Jesus is a super-hepcat and all, but that Ramana looks
simply divine in that loincloth. But it does kinda like gag me looking at
all those icky ants crawling all over him, like that is so uncool, but it
really is like bitchin' the way he like points the way fer sure to to to
eeyew I don't don't know what he's pointing to but like fer sure he could
use a pedicure or something now that Ken Wilber he's a stud fer sure with
that slick white dome and those eyes my gosh I'd like to integral him and I
promise I won't like gag or anything. And then that pynchonoid what exactly
is a pynchonoid is that like some anal condition from clenching yer
sphincters while trying to squeeze yer latest bias out of some like literary
dude's books or something? Are those like internal pynchonoids or external?