Foreword "Orwellian, Dude!"

[The Great Quail]

> I'm just so, so confused you know about who really should be my guru. Like
> you know fer sure Jesus is a super-hepcat and all, but that Ramana looks
> simply divine in that loincloth. But it does kinda like gag me looking at
> all those icky ants crawling all over him, like that is so uncool, but it
> really is like bitchin' the way he like points the way fer sure to to to
> eeyew I don't don't know what he's pointing to but like fer sure he could
> use a pedicure or something now that Ken Wilber he's a stud fer sure with
> that slick white dome and those eyes my gosh I'd like to integral him and I
> promise I won't like gag or anything. And then that pynchonoid what exactly
> is a pynchonoid is that like some anal condition from clenching yer
> sphincters while trying to squeeze yer latest bias out of some like literary
> dude's books or something? Are those like internal pynchonoids or external?

Oh my God, Keith, will you be, like *my* guru????

--Quail