Off-Shore Kiddy Porn Promoters Sent to Guantanamo

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Flash! (NPI)

In a stunning undercover sting operation, special patriots
from several intelligence agencies bundled together under 
the auspices of the Office of Homeland Security, seized a
number of viscious purveyors of Kiddy Porn, members of 
a world-wide ring that uses the internet to market the abuse 
of children, in simultaneous raids in various locations.

A spokesperson for the Office of the Attorney General
released a statement to the effect that because of the 
international nature of the crime- the perpetrators operating 
in "the grey zone" between national jurisdictions- there was 
no need to adhere to either the U.S. Constitution or the Geneva 
Convention, and, the prisoners could be held indefinitely without 
benifit of counsel, or, inspection by the international red cross, 
crescent or other irrelevant international agency.

When one reporter pointed out that there was a possibility
these kiddy pornographers might end up on the same 
re-education block at Guantanamo as some of the prisoners
already being held at the base, who are about the same age 
as those children currently starring in their pornagraphic films, 
the spokesperson noted wryly, that there was little need for 
concern about that, since the authorities at Guantanamo "whistle 
a slightly happier tune" there, and that all the captives were
in good hands. The reporter was asked to relinquish the hard
drive of his laptop at the end of the briefing, so that it might be 
routinely checked for any "irregularities"

respectfully
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