NP: Ashcroft fighting hard to stamp out terrorism

[Bandwraith at aol.com]

As the amount of tuna non-vegan kids and pregnant women may 
safely consume  has been decreased to twelve oz. per week, 
according to the FDA, due to rising levels of mercury 
contamination- the Bush administration is moving to increase
the amount of mercury which can be legally discharged from 
aging fossil-fuel power plants so that they may avoid the cost
of modernization. 

Meanwhile, John Ashcroft, that tireless crusader against the
powers of evil, has undertaken an unprecedented effort to
muzzle the enemies of American consumers and keep them
free from terrorists like these:

http://www.greenpeaceusa.org/bin/view.fpl/16961.html

Right on, John! Keep America free!

respectfully