Backup Riders

[prozak at anus.com]

> How do I become a backup rider of the Apocalypse? It sounds like a great
> job. Is there an apprenticeship or something? Does one have to intern? Is
> horsemanship a prerequisite? Are there weight requirements? Do you get to
> choose the rider that you understudy? 

There's a lengthy apprenticeship process but basically, they take a 
look at you and can tell right off if you're apocalypse fodder. I 
showed up wearing a G.G. Allin tshirt and Birkenstocks, but the camo 
pants gave me away and thus I was granted a work visa in Hell to 
begin my mentoring.

> I feel that I could really get behind
> Pestilence's motivation.

Me too!
http://www.anus.com/metal/pestilence.html

> Just kidding Proz. Been meaning to mention the cool moniker is all.

Thanks! People seem to enjoy it, which suggests that "Apocalypse 
Humor" will be big in the bookstores this Xmas.

-- 
Backup Rider of the Apocalypse
www.anus.com/metal/
DEATH AND BLACK METAL