re Re: "Corporations, War, You"

[pynchonoid]

Malign:
>Then there's this flaming asshole

Sorry to hear it, buddy; that explains a lot. Try
applying Preparation H.  Better, carve a butt plug
from a potato, insert, soak in a hot bath. Your
outlook on life and literature will improve
immediately.  

more resources:
<http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030129/nyw008_1.html>
<http://www.niddk.nih.gov/health/digest/pubs/hems/hemords.htm>
<http://www.pusanweb.com/writings/essays/rectal.htm>


If nothing helps, try banging your head against the
wall for awhile; it won't do anything for your flaming
asshole, but it should distract you from that
unpleasant burning sensation.


-Doug, wondering what's wrong with quoting Pynchon in
the context of current events here on PYNCHON-L, and
willing to chalk the objection up to Malign's
hemorrhoids talking again...


"There's something still on, don't call it a 'war' if
it makes you nervous, maybe the death rate's gone down
a point or two [...] but Their enterprise goes on" 
GR 628

"Don't forget the real business of the War is buying
and selling." 
GR 105 

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