Long Island even looks like.....

[MalignD at elvis.com]

 I hate living on this glorified landfill. The air is
polluted from the millions of automobiles (most of
which are BMW's), the water is full of contaminants
from years of reusing the same aquifers, and the cancer
rate around here is astronomical. It's such a dump. If
you look at a map, Long Island even looks like a giant
steaming turd coming out of Manhattan's ass. And the
people, oohhhh, the people... 

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