A Dove In The Hand

[s~Z]

The entire nation flashed a warwagingjesus grin as bush leaned on the
lectern, smiled and mentioned the terrorists that have been taken care of by
killing them. Yeah, they will no longer be a threat to our soil. Man, after
that speech I slept so much better. We are so safe with all of our military
might, and our godgiven right to use it for the protection of innocents. We
know the most effective means to preserve our freedom goddammit. That's why
one cabinet member was absent from Washington last night as every night.
That's why we have a shadow government living in bunkers right now. We're
safer'n'shit I tell you. Those uncivilized barbarians are no better'n those
Injuns we freed this great land from. And they're so dumb all we gotta do is
bomb the evr livin' shit out of them and keep them from buildin' those
weapons o' mass destruction, and we're home free. Hooray. We got it all
figgered out. The more we flash our might, the safer we are. Makes perfect
sense. And the Bible is literal. And Jesus is going to kick whatever ass we
can't take care of on our own. And the ears that can hear need hearing aids.
Fuck naive spiritual perspectives and give me a jesusbomb to wage the wages
of troof wit thar civilized nucular bomber boys. Sheet howdy.