Pale Fire Schedule

[Jumbly Girl]

 All I can say is, if Doug is
> really posting as EVERYBODY who doesn't agree with
> you....

Why did Chicken Little cross the road?  
Because this is the Pynchon List.

Why did Chicken Little cross the Road? 
Because the Boy cried "wolf" and this is the Pynchon List. 

Why did CHicken Little cross the road. 

Because there are 

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I've been drinking from a broken cup
Two pairs of pants and a mohair vest
I'm full of bourbon, I can't stand up

And the Boy cries, 
"Hey little bird, fly away home
Hour house is on fire, children are alone
Hey little bird, fly away home
Your house is on fire, your children are alone