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[Jumbly Girl]

> 
> >>5) Is Barbara also David and/or Doug? Barbara was David before she
> married Doug and after she got the sex change. Everyone, except you,
> knows that Barb only married Doug so that Doug could get his papers.
> What a philanthropist! We should all be so lucky.<<
> 
> So Barbara is Doug in drag?

No,  Doug is our newsboy. He's a little man with a skinny mustache, a
Lillywhite Land Marxist revolutionary living in exile who co-authors
"How To Be A Capitalist Pig"  books and raises millions of dollars in
venture capital to fund countless business ventures that exploit the
poor in third-world nation states. Doug was married to
Barbara for six years. Now that Doug has his papers he treats Barb like
an e-mail order bride.