NPPF -- Why I care about Kinbote!

[Mondegreen]

>When I read Pale Fire, I get a slight but clear numbing through my
>mid-back.  It usually sprays in a shivery blast of excitement throughout
>my entire back region, centering in part about my lower back and kidneys.
>Meanwhile, I get a slight tickle in my ball sack.

That happens to me when I read PG Wodehouse. A topical application of
hydrocortisone clears it right up.