Blicero on the Eastern front

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Army commander battered officers with dildo

A Russian army commander has received a two-year
suspended sentence after he was found guilty of
beating his junior officers with a dildo.

Captain Damir Ilyasov was also stripped of his rank
and removed from his post.

However, his officers defended him at his military
court hearing saying he only hit them lightly with the
black latex baton.

Ilyasov was brought to trial after a soldier, who was
himself charged with desertion, told officials he had
run away because of nightly beatings from Ilyasov and
his dildo.

Private Ruslan Machnev told the court in Yekaterinburg
that he had fled after being unable to put up with the
relentless taunting that Captain Ilyasov had directed
at him.

Ilyasov had carried out so-called night formations in
his unit - waking the soldiers and lining them up to
check their uniforms. Those found with untidy uniforms
were beaten with the dildo.

The court heard that Ilyasov had bought the
penis-shaped "black latex baton" in a sex shop without
specifying whether punishing his men was the only
reason for the purchase.

He was given a two-year suspended sentence on the
basis that he had to care for his two young children.

Private Ruslan Machnev was transferred to another
military unit where he will finish his service.


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