priapic buggery

[Terrance]

Malignd wrote:
> 
> <<Just for the record, this Malignism is a bit
> redundant, since "buggery," I've been told, is well
> nigh impossible to perform with a soft-off.>>
> 
> And what dottering personage conveyed this randy bit
> of info to your seminary?
> 
> Never heard of a strap-on?

Where I come from a strap-on is a gun. 
So, do you people be stickin guns up one another's white assholes?