I propose ...

[Jumbly Girl]

I propose that we self-monitor our postings to the list, sending no more
than three per day and otherwise behaving ourselves like ladies and
gentlemen.

I propose that put our trust 
in the Dong with the Luminous nose. 
I propose that we bend like Winston 
and touch our collective toes. 
That's what I propose. 
You're not bending! 
I'm 72 and I can touch my toes with my nose. 
Yoga! Yoga! 
That's what I propose. 
Or else! 
Or else what? 
The fire hose. 
The dogs that bite, 
the billy club. 
The dragging by your nappy head. 
Ah! 
You think two plus two is only four more dead 
in OH High OH?
That's what I propose.