Bush Vets

[Mark Wright AIA]

In Which Terrance, reaching an apoceir, establishes unambiguously that
he is deliberately "wasting" everybody's time:

--- Terrance <lycidas2 at earthlink.net> wrote:
> 
> I'm guessing you've never been in Northern California. I have. There
> are
> Bush Vets there. I met two last time I was up there co-producing my
> last
> film
> "You Can't Fill Big Foot's Big Shoes With Bare Feet." 
> 
> Available at Blockbuster. 
> 
> 
> Vet A.   happened to be a real Bush Vet. Originally from some country
> in
> South America (he suspects he was born in Chile), he was orphaned as
> an
> infant and
> never learned to speak Spanish properly but learned to speak perfect
> English after being adopted by and working for a movie company owned
> and
> operated by
> Catholic Charities in Belmopan.  That's how he ended up in the
> Australian Bush. He played a John Wayne look alike Bush Vet who
> develops
> a
> fetish for sheep  while working on "The Sun Always Sets On the Wrong
> Side in Vietnam" (1977) in Australia. Has become  quite the cult film
> in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, Choler, his real name, doesn't get any
> royalties. 
> 
> Vet BB. is dead. May he rest in peace. After winning the local craw
> dad
> eating contest, Vet BB. celebrated with a few too many cold ones. He
> has
> this real strange pick-up camper with a cedar roof, stovepipe
> sticking
> out the top. He was cooking and driving. 
> When he pulled into his garage his stovepipe bent and he was smoked
> to
> death. 
> 
> Paul Mackin wrote:


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