interview with Laura Bush

pynchonoid pynchonoid at yahoo.com
Tue Jan 13 07:49:56 CST 2004


Some of you may enjoy this:

America's First Lady, Mrs. George W. ("Laura") Bush
enjoys a lovely, candid chat with America's Best
Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers

It's lovely to be back in the White House, Laura--

Oh, Betty, for goodness sake, call me what Bushie
calls me -- Pickles!

But it was my understanding that the alarmingly
indiscrete help in this building called you Pickled,
dear.

Well, not to my face and, I hope, only after my third
breakfast margarita.

So, what do you think about that blabbermouth traitor
Paul O'Neill's saying that 9-11™ was simply used as a
convenient rouse to go ahead with plans already in
place to invade that dreaful Iraq place?

Well, I just hope he makes sure he is right with the
Lord every morning before he slides his Mercedes key
into the ignition switch!  (LAUGHS)  No, less
seriously, it's like Bushie said, "If we had been
planning the invasion of Iraq for years and years, do
you think our whole occupation plan would look like it
was conceived on the back of an envelope during a game
of cards on the 10-hour flight over there?" [...]

continues:
<http://www.bettybowers.com/laurabush2.html>

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