So this parrot walks into this bar and pukes on the barman. The bar man says, hey, what's the big idea? The parrot winks, then shits on the bar. The bar man looks at the parrot, then at the row of bellied-up drunks, then back at the parrot and says, you sick or somthin? The parrot doesn't say a thing. http://books.guardian.co.uk/lrb/articles/0,6109,820985,00.html