Breast Recommendations

[Terrance]

_The Breast Limericks_
Edited by Biggie Brest & Tiny Teet 
Ice Pick In the Forehead & Co., NY, 2004

page 102

       Queen Malinda

Melinda, the Queen Bee of P-Land,
Sent The Boyz of P-Land on an errand, 
"Bring me your tomes
and chapbooks you drones, 
for I am the Queen Bee of P-Land." 

        The Boyz

We've socially conscious Geography,
Esthetics, and Social Geography, 
Books from every field
Boasting Marxian yield, 
Even Class-conscious Pornography. 

       Queen Malinda

Queen Malinda the Honey Bee magnate
Complacently reading her dictate
misread the hard workers
most of them lurkers,
And quite overwhelmed by their spate. 



        The Boyz Buzz

Oh, the worker is nobody's fool, 
for by right He's a Boy with a tool, 
his ponderous prick'll
Arise with his sickle, 
And ravish the Queen Beez who rule.

Oh, this Queen Bee's a Kapitalist, 
she's a villain and ought to be dissed, 
But she's lush and she's plump, 
and a glimpse of her rump
sends us droning and writing her lists. 

Terrance was a sturdy Longshoreman
blah blah