VLVL2 (15): Gilligan's Island

[Tim Strzechowski]

Alls I can say is:  poor, poor frustrated Skipper ...



Since the Howells brought all of their money with them in cash on a three
hour tour they must have sabotaged the trip in order to hide out from an
indictment of some sort. Ginger brought a selection of evening gowns and
lingerie; Mr Howell's mistress. Mary Anne was of course an innocent
bystander. The Professor, who has no name, is obviously in their employ as
well as being Lovey's secret lover. He is an expert on everything. Sort of
like the late Dr Hopps but white. Gilligan and the Skipper are television's
most famous committed homosexual couple. Their relationship is challenged by
Gilligan's obvious attraction to Mary Anne and Ginger's constant sexual
manipulation of the bisexual Gilligan. You'll note that none of the women
have anything to do with the Skipper who is 100% gay. The professor is
polymorphous perverse and is doing everybody except the Skipper.

In answer to the cliched question, I'm a Ginger kind of guy.


Well, I'd say I'm a "Mary Ann" kinda guy but ... doesn't sound quite right .
. .

Tim