FW: bush for u

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From: "Kevin Muller" <fetusknowledge at hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 29 May 2004 11:54:34 -0400
To: cuneocuneocuneo at hotmail.com, lmuller1231 at yahoo.com, cowboy1173 at aol.com,
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Subject: FW: bush for u




>From: "Eric Cohen" <squidhell at comcast.net>
>To: "me" <squidhell at comcast.net>
>Subject: bush for u
>Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 00:07:10 -0400
>
>Resume
>
>GEORGE W. BUSH
>
>1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520
>
>
>EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
>Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
>driving
>under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
>driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
>"lost" and
>is not available.
>
>
>Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to
>take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
>Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. I was
>transferred to a base in Alabama for one year, but no records of me
>actually showing
>up at the base have been found, nor do any of the officers running the base
>have any recollection of my being there.
>
>
>College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
>cheerleader.
>
>
>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
>in
>the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but
>couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I
>sold all
>my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
>that
>took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends
>in
>the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of
>Texas.
>
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: I changed Texas pollution laws to
>favor
>power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
>During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city
>in
>America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
>billions
>in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor
>in American history.
>
>
>With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
>appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
>500,000
>votes.
>
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: I am the first President in U.S. history to
>enter office with a criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries
>at a
>continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S.
>surplus
>and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for
>the
>largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most
>private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time
>record for
>most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the
>biggest
>drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office,
>over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every
>month.
>
>
>I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
>administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
>has a Chevron
>oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
>trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
>for
>receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
>
>
>My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
>Kenneth
>Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S History,
>Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
>to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
>decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
>investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating
>the Monica
>Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
>corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in
>U.S.
>history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
>was
>revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
>
>
>I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to
>administration than any
>President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
>largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
>
>
>I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
>I
>am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
>the
>U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the World
>Court of Law. I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of
>war"
>detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>
>
>I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
>inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the record for fewest
>numbers of
>press conferences of any President since the advent of television. I set
>the
>all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After
>taking
>off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure
>in
>U.S. history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World
>Trade
>Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
>country
>in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have set
>the
>all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in
>public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests
>against any
>person in the history of mankind.
>
>
>I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
>pre-emptive
>attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
>the
>will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
>community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
>cut in
>duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime. In
>my
>State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and
>then
>blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
>
>I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
>(71%)view
>my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am
>supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have
>so far
>failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
>
>
>RECORDS AND REFERENCES: All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
>now
>in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records
>of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are
>sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes
>from
>meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
>policy
>are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
>
>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
>
>

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