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[Ghetta Life]

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Monday, November 29, 2004
choose your own adventure

16. Elections are scheduled for Iraq in January, but the security situation 
is steadily worsening. A coalition of Sunni and secular groups has asked to 
postpone elections until the security situation can be resolved. Shiite 
parties, who are overwhelmingly expected to win control of the new 
government in these elections, insist that elections be held on time.

What do you do?

If you'd like to go ahead with elections, turn to Page 32.
If you'd like to delay elections, turn to Page 34.
"Why I think I'll hold elections now," says me turnin to page 32.

32. Sunnis hold a mass boycott of the election, ensuring that a vast Shiite 
majority sweeps into office with no Sunni representation. The Sunni minority 
declares the election, and the new government, illegitimate. Sunni guerilla 
groups intensify their attacks on both US and Shiite institutions throughout 
the country in the first stage of a full-blown civil war.

THE END!
"Aw man," says me. "This endin sucks."
"Go back an do the other one," says Giblets.
"Isn't that cheatin?" says me.
"Eh," says Giblets. "The book's too dumb to stop you."
"Alright," says me. "I'm gonna delay elections then."

34. Shiites are enraged at your decision to delay elections and decry it as 
the ever-tightening hand of an occupying power. Shiite violence erupts, 
unleashing a reciprocal torrent of Sunni guerilla attacks and increasing 
anti-American violence, ultimately leading to full-blown civil war.

THE END!
"This book is stupid!" says me. "Why do we have it anyway?"
"Looked like it'd be a quick read," says Giblets.
"Well I wanna read somethin else," says me. "Somethin light an easy to get 
through."
"Try Gravity's Rainbow," says Giblets. "Giblets hears it's about rainbows!"

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