Check out Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie - hysterical site

Glenn Scheper glenn_scheper at earthlink.net
Thu Dec 1 14:44:33 CST 2005


Fun to fwd!

My co-workers responses:

You can't fool me. I already know that AFDBs make you more receptive to mind control - not less. 
http://www.thetripods.org/

(asking the relevance, Tripods pertains to aliens
requiring humans to wear mind control caps.-Glenn)

And the professional skeptic replied this:

However, see:
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Results
For all helmets, we noticed a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium. In addition, all helmets exhibited a marked 20 db attenuation at around 1.5 Ghz, with no significant attenuation beyond 10 db anywhere else. 

Conclusion
The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. 

Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. 
It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

Yours truly,
Glenn Scheper
http://home.earthlink.net/~glenn_scheper/
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