Benny Profane, porno star

[pynchonoid]

A fellow pynchonoid writes:

From: [XXX]
Subject: Benito Sfacimento indeed...
Date: November 3, 2005 4:06:25 PM PST
To: pynchonoid at pynchonoid.org

Greetings and salutations!

I feel so proud right now that I just caught a wierd
piece of Pynchon news before anyone else. I just
watched a new porn DVD entitled "Kill Girl Kill", and
during the opening credits I saw that I was about to
be treated to a porn performance by none other than
one Mr. BENNY PROFANE! In the last scene of the movie,
here was a sex scene between a cute young goth girl
and Benny... and this porn actor pretty much looked
just like his namesake out of "V", sans spectacles.
Benny Profane the porn actor looks to be in his early
twenties, very pasty complexion with acne, kinda
chubby, crewcut, and the most disturbing body
modification below the belt that I have ever seen in a
porn (this guy's choice of body piercing is not for
the squeamish). According to the IMDB, Benny has
starred in and directed other dirty movies, which I am
curious enough to track down now. I will get back to
you on whether or not his other movies involved
titanium dentures. So that's it in a nutshell. We have
seen Thoms Pynchon references in movies, music, and on
television, and now even even good-old pornography is
not safe from Pynchon's paranoid grasp on the
imagination.

My obssesive viewing of hardcore porn has finally paid
off,
    George.

here's proof:
   
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=BennyProfane/gender=m/Benny_Profane.htm




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