half-full/half-empty

[DudiousMax at aol.com]

Yo Dudes,
                    C'est moi, Pepe le Pieux.  Here's one for ya!
A guy goes into a bar.  After a few cold ones, he's feeling philosophical.  
He asks the bartender, "How do you know if the glass is half-empty or half 
full?"  The bartender says, "It depends if you're pouring or drinking."  A word to 
the wise-guys.
                                            Max
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