Penguin-Holt-Penguin

[Dave Monroe]

Now all they have to do here to win the title is to
shoot themselves. Simon has a shot. Bad luck, he
misses. Nigel misses. Now there's Gervaise, and
Gervaise has shot himself- Gervaise is Upperclass Twit
of the Year. There's Nigel, he's shot Simon by
mistake, Simon is back up and there's Nigel, Nigel's
shot himself: Nigel is third in this fine and most
exciting Upperclass Twit of the Year Show I've ever
seen. Nigel's clubbed himself into fourth place.
(three coffins on stand with medals) And so the final
result:

The Upperclass Twit of the Year - Gervaise
Brook-Hampster. 
Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith 
Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones 

Well there'll certainly be some car door slamming in
the streets of Kensington tonight.

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/uppercls.htm

A friend always uses Charles Cotesworth Pinckney ...

http://www.nndb.com/people/081/000049931/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Cotesworth_Pinckney

As opposed to Charles Pinckney ...

http://www.nndb.com/people/083/000049933/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Pinckney_(governor)

Me, I'm Dan of St. Thomas Jenifer ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_of_St._Thomas_Jenifer

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/constitution-day/signers.html

--- rich <richard.romeo at gmail.com> wrote:

> have to admit I love the name Penguin Holt
> Penguin--i may use it while registering for my
> next conference

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