Top Ten Grossest Candies

[Dave Monroe]

June 29, 1990

Top 10 Reasons the British Lost the Colonies

10. Hard to shoot straight with sissified powdered
wigs falling in your eyes.
 9. Wanted to just lose New Jersey, but got carried
away.
 8. Colonists on steroids.
 7. Spent too much time guessing who's gay in royal
family.
 6. Their diet: tea and crumpets. Our diet: raw
squirrel meat and whiskey.
 5. Serious problems with snuff abuse.
 4. Lots of painful poking accidents trying to put on
those pointy hats of theirs.
 3. We had Batman.
 2. Wanted to get first draft choice.
 1. Uninspiring battle cry: "Let's win this for our
swishy inbred monarch!"

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--- Carvill John <johncarvill at hotmail.com> wrote:

> Can someone, presumably an American, possibly
> explain to me the appeal of Letterman?

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