America's Drunkest Cities

[Dave Monroe]

Okay, last night, at my regular Thursday night DJ gig
(at which, and against my better judgment, I Weird
Geared it with a friend [think, The Scope in The
Crying of Lot 49, with maybe groovier basslines]), I
asked for a drink, and, warned that the bartender had
been "experimenting," ended up with Kahlua + Jack
Daniels + Pernod + tomato juice + coconut vodka, and
was told I wouldn't get any more drinks, not to
mention paid, until I finished it ...

--- Joe Allonby <joeallonby at gmail.com> wrote:

> This could call for a juvenile and futile gesture
> on someone's part.

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