America's Drunkest Cities

[Tim Strzechowski]

Doesn't anyone just smoke dope any more?


Sorry, that's a different thread ...




> Okay, last night, at my regular Thursday night DJ gig
> (at which, and against my better judgment, I Weird
> Geared it with a friend [think, The Scope in The
> Crying of Lot 49, with maybe groovier basslines]), I
> asked for a drink, and, warned that the bartender had
> been "experimenting," ended up with Kahlua + Jack
> Daniels + Pernod + tomato juice + coconut vodka, and
> was told I wouldn't get any more drinks, not to
> mention paid, until I finished it ...
>