NP (christmas related)

[Tim Strzechowski]

Re: NP (christmas related)The Night before Christmas (P-list Remix)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the P-list,
No one was bitching, not even an elitist...

They sat at their vidscreens in soiled underwear
Aching for ATDDTA soon to be there

Stockings stylishly rolled an inch above the knees
On still fetching Lake Kindred without BVD's.

The writers all snug in their sheds
while visions of anarchy danced in their heads

When out in the ether, why just give a glance
The chums one and all had at last found their chance.

Five sisters outfitted with energy conserving wings
Clearly in search of some zero-gravity flings.

>From the sky heavy bricks are beginning to rain,
The mischievous Padzhy is playing Tetris again.

Doubling faster than icebar, headed northward toward to fame
>From the Incon they whizzled and roll-called the names

Hey Blundell, Hey Counterfly, and Pugnax on drums, 
Hey Suckling and Noseworth and Cosmo,  all Chums. 

>From rooftop to rooftop, amid the moon's rays
The Chums dropped their presents of fresh mayonnaise.

Like "lavatorial assaults from the sky" they plopped down,
Spreading egg, vinegar, and good cheer all around.
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