Intelligent Falling

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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public 
schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose 
Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the 
Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the 
long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it 
with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational 
force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing 
them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, 
applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

August 17, 2005 | Issue 41•33
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

	

	
		
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