Intelligent Falling

[Joe Allonby]

Awwww, I had this idea first!

On 1/16/06, Otto <ottosell at yahoo.de> wrote:
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> Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling'
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> KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public
> schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose
> Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the
> Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the
> long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it
> with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
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> "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational
> force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing
> them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education,
> applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
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> August 17, 2005 | Issue 41•33
> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
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