12/05/06

[malignd at aol.com]

<<Suggestions: 
 - $50 for pie fight 
 - Pig costume contest 
 - Nipples, for which to convince a barkeep to let you slip them on the 
 taps (and drink for free) 
 - Giant ball of hash
 
 What girl wouldn't fall for a pie-encrusted pig-man stoned out of his 
 mind and sucking at a fake alcohol-dispensing teat?>>

None I know.  Lack of imagination on my part ... 
 
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