who needs Against the Day....

[pynchonoid]

It all began when my sister, Betty, and I were in a
downtown St. Louis coffee shop. We had been shopping
and had stopped off to get a coke and refresh
ourselves. While in the coffee shop we were approached
in a very mannerly way by two gentlemen dressed in
grey suits, who managed to interrupt into our private
conversation. As they spoke to us we found that they
were from a huge mother-craft orbiting the planet
Earth, and that their names were Elen and Zelas. They
told us that we had been very closely watched by the
Space People for the last eight years, and that our
progress had been noted off and on from the time of
our birth. Betty and I were both inclined to think
that someone was playing a silly joke on us and we
laughed when they told us this, but they were not
laughing and were serious and stern. We were strangely
shocked, however, when they told us of a few incidents
in our childhood that no one could have possibly known
except the family. They told us that we had been
selected as contacts by the people of space to serve
as channels through which they could give certain
information to Earth, and that we had been carefully
watched, as I stated before. They told us of the
reasons why the space people were coming to Earth and
that they were here to guide Earth along the lines of
Brotherhood and Science.

     We were very much amazed at their words, and we
noted particularly the kindness and warmth that shone
in their eyes. With a single glance from them we
seemed to sense the vast wisdom and brotherhood which
they must have lived among. After talking with us for
a little over two hours they left and told us they
would contact us again, but it was not until a week
later that we were impelled to again return to the
same coffee shop. [...]

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