AtD spoiler 135-136 Italian and Native Speakers of English

[Ya Sam]

Please explain to me these Pynchon jokes:

1. "Canadian walks into a bar - goes, 'Ouch, eh?'

2. 'I found gold' - 'Eh, a fangoola-a you...

If some obscenity is involved, give me the literal translation, I'm not 
prim.

I got the Alaskan pickup line joke.

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