Short Review

[Dave Monroe]

I've long threatened to do a film column composed
entirely of one snetence reviews.  Favorites ...

The Happiness of the Katakuris: "Motel Hell meets The
Sound of Music, in Japanese."
The Incredible Hulk: "Hulk not smash."
Star Wars, Episode III: "Sith sandwich" ...

Also, my pitch for my putative teensploitation film,
Hotcakes 2 ...

"Bikini Car Wash meets Cocktail, with pancakes."

Plus my roommate's pitch for, well ...

"Maniac Cop meets Maniac Cop 2, but NOT Maniac Cop 3."

--- Keith McMullen <keithsz at mac.com> wrote:

> Publisher's Weekly: "Against the Day. Shitty book."

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