ATD: NO SPOILERS NO PAGE # Re: Rocketmen and Wastelands

[pynchonoid]

As I was taking Skippy out for her walk this afternoon
- she's the mostly Fox Terrier who belongs to our
lovely 82-year old neighbor, Rose, local licensed
hypnotherapist and all-around wise woman, and after
Skippy had pissed on the fragrant offering deposited
by  that cute little poodle bitch from across the
street, as Skippy hunched down and squeezed out one
after another little green turd, in her final
peristaltic frenzy, my thoughts turned to you, dear A
Grown Man Who Calls Himself Malign, and I almost shed
a tear as I contemplated your pathetic fate:

Useless as tits on a billy goat, that's you, pardner,
to use the deathless phrase of my dear departed Daddy,
nothing to offer here except the same crap you
regurgitate at regular intervals every few weeks for
how many years?  

And, nothing to add to http://pynchonwiki.com, either
- quelle surprise! - not that I expect the likes of a
troll like you will be welcome in an environment
devoted to the study and annotation of Pynchon's
novels - sorry to be blunt, really, but there it
is....

But, hey, if it floats your boat to call me a Pynchon
fan, please help yourself, over and over again, as
often as you feel the itch and choose to scratch.
Luxuriate, scratch, roll those metaphorical testicles
around in that smooth-palm you've been boasting about,
 I don't mind a bit. I love reading Pynchon, and if it
gives you pleasure to note that, well just have a
heapin' helpin' whenever that urge strikes. Go ahead,
indulge yourself.

Really too bad you and I can't sit down and work this
out face to face, amigo, - nothing between us that the
peace bong and a gram of this year's sweet bubble
wouldn't straighten out, I'm certain of that.
Otherwise, name your potion or poison, pardner - I'm
buying, your choice of place and time, and I'm there.

As my old Daddy used to say, Here's looking up your
ol' address...

cheers,


>--- A Grown Man Who Calls Himself Malign couldn't
help >himself and wrote, for the umpteenth time over
the >past five (?) years:  

>[the usual regurgitated crapola, chewed and
>regurgitated once again for extra rich chocolatey
goodness]
>


>http://pynchonoid.org
"everything connects"

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